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Excuse me. I purchased this Leek-O-Sade from you yesterday and when I got it home I noticed

that it was open and it didn't taste like Leek-O-Sade.

And that's my problem because...

Well I purchased it from your store.

There's no proof of that. The Leek-O-Sade was already open, sweetheart.