Taxi Girls

Get your ass in there.

Hey, what the hell is going on?

Me.

come any closer.

Sergeant.

And I'll go on.

Lay, lay, you got it, Palazzo.

Stay put, Mary.

What did he say? - Nothing, nothing.

We'll call you if we find him.

You must take a bro more.

There, that looks cute.

Baggy Bank.

I'm a famous comedian, you know.

Yeah, don't you recognize me? I was on TV the other night.

Really?

Mm-hmm. I was sitting right on top of it.

No, I really am a stand-up comedian.

A producer even offered me a job the other day.

He did?

Yeah. When I asked him how big it was, he said, "How about that big?"

Oh, I'm tired of people thinking that I'm a sex object.

I just want people to like me for my head.

Oh, I would like you to like you for your head, too, you know.

Okay, guy, I understand you got about 4,000 shares of V&A stock.

It's a great car. What a big one.

Harry's been looking all over town for you.

I don't know what I can do with all of you.

If you give us a chance, we'll show you what you can do with all of us.

We've tariffed everything.

You're going to get yourself one a job, huh?

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